Monday, January 28, 2008

Odds are you are a Mulsim if...

We are all Gods in formation. We create our lives for better or worse. When you do your very best you send a message to the universe declaring who you really are. If you are the kind of animal that thinks it is wonderful to kill children, your own and others. Beat the shit out of your wives and sisters, odds are in your favor that you are indeed a Muslim.

If you truly enjoy or feel that these statements are true...

1. Saudi Arabia regularly burns bibles and arrests Christians. I guess we should all get to rioting and randomly attacking anyone that looks Arabic?

2. They regularly threaten that they will commit another 9-11. How would they like it if we regularly threatened a Muslim Holocaust?

3. Somalia. Any questions?

4. Suicide bombers and car bombs, what’s to like here?

5. They generally are pissed that they are too weak to free their own countries from the dictators that they secretly adored.

6. Honor killings. You kill your wife because you don’t have the balls to confront your Muslim neighbors who raped her? Nice!

7. They abuse dogs. What kind of sick bastards institutionalize the abuse of man’s best friend?

8. The invention of global terrorism. At least Muslims can point to one new invention in the last 400 years.

9. They blame the US for every shortcoming in their Fucked up 14th century societies.

10. 9-11-2001

Odds are if these words describe you then you are a Muslim.

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